Monday, November 7, 2016

Chapter Two

"Mojave Blues."
By
DS Baker.
"Yes go bring me my shotgun
Yes man and a pocket full of shells
Yeah you know I'm gonna kill that woman
I'm gonna throw her her in that old deep dug well
Hide her from everybody they won't know where she at”

-Lightnin Hopkins


          I took one last look at the Kitowski's home, and with a deep sigh of regret, had Max port us back to the station house and began digging through the mountain of electronic paperwork I had to sign off on. Yes even with all the advanced tech the Terran Federation of Aligned Worlds brings to the table, documenting and filing crap out in triplicate is still a requirement. And our DA's are only allowed to assist. Otherwise you get lazy detectives who are apt to miss something during an investigation, when instead of doing their work they are sucking down dog-nuts at the local coffee shop. (Sorry but its true. Maybe not my partner but human nature is like electricity. We love the path of least resistance.)
     When I had finished I called up my boss Maj. Casey, and gave him the incident report. All in all it was a crappy ending to a really bad day, not that I minded fourteen hours in the saddle, that was considered normal in a normal homicide. But this was a hell of a long way from normal, and we knew magic, powerful magic had been used that left the proverbial forty eight hour clock stopped cold and frozen.
     "Fuck this shit. I hate killers."
     <Max my old man, I need you prepare a briefing. I get the feeling we are going to need all of us meat-sacks up to speed on their motivations and psychological profiles.>
     <Gotcha Boychik. Mary and I are combing through the FBI database for hints on this guy, we will pull their latest conference notes as well. Oh! and Sibylline just notified Molly and me. You are now in charge of 'Team Angel' per Major Casey.>
     <Great! Can you tell Mary I won't be coming home tonight? I am going to be running long on time.>
     Even with Yueh's patented happy pills, I felt like shit. Horrible murder. Seeing something like that just takes the piss out of you. Don't believe the hype and the fiction. If someone's murder doesn't affect you, guess what? It's time to get out of the game.
     Leo and I arrived back at HQ. Stepping through the portal, the sense of normality and purpose gave a nice counter balance to the feelings of surreality and how I felt off my stride. I looked over at Leo, "You OK mate?"
     Leo smiled his patented wide smile, nodded his head and said, "No. I feel like a Dobhar-cu grabbed me by the back of the neck and has wrung me dry like dishrag." Taking his mocha colored hands, Leo began massaging his neck. "I need a short power nap and a cup o tay, with sumat a bit stronger swirled around." 
     "Right. Go take forty five, and meet me back in the conference room, with the rest of the team. I expect Molly can help you round them all up. Although I expect it will be like herding cats after what we just went through."
    Leo O'Brian my black Irish partner from a different reality, who next to my wife was my best friend just nodded his head and disappeared into our office down the hall.
    I felt like I was coming down with the flu. Whole body ached and I could the stirring of a fever. "Shit, I hate getting sick!"
     "Well you look like you have had the shit kicked out of you and then dragged through the resulting mud hole." Major Casey my short rotund commanding officer said as soon as I walked through his office door. Imagine a nearsighted turtle wearing glasses, who smoked a black briar pipe with the ever present writhing tobacco fumes coiling around his head like a turban.
     -Thank the creator of all, for medical nanite protocols. 'Cause coffee and cigarettes were often the very fuel that kept this office running. 
    "I take it Max informed you of the status of yourself and you have acquired a team?"
     "Yes sir. I have called for a team meeting, roughly forty minutes from now in the conference room. Most of us just need a few moments to ourselves."
 ****
(Conference Room Vegas Station)
 The conference of what our Digital Assistants were calling 'Team Angel' was winding down. Before excusing everyone to go take care of their allotted tasks I asked Miracle Max Bialystok my personal DA to give a short precis' on the basic parameters of what a Serial Killer was and wasn't. Even though we were all police in one form or another sitting around the conference table, repeating something we knew or thought we knew didn't hurt. And unlike a large number of other commanders in the IDPF, I believe in my detectives doing as much of their own leg work as possible.
I know we are tired. But before we call this a night, or day, I want you to listen to the basics. It is the fundamentals that keep us sharp. It is reviewing and reading profiles, being compulsive in our quest for details.  If I may mangle Flaubert for a moment, ‘God is in the details.’ So let us review the very basic concepts and their fallacies concerning serial killers. To that end, I give the floor over to Miracle Max Bialystok.”
<Thank you Captain Greene,
Ladies and Gentlemen, here are but a few highlights from the current FBI symposium on Serial Killers:>
<Myth Serial killers are dysfunctional loners>
<Nothing could be further from the truth. True some are. However it is the Serial Killer's ability to blend in with his natural environment which makes his such a deadly predator.
Economic environs are just camouflage...>
****
Meanwhile across the planet in the countryside of Belgium...
The tall aristocratic man who called himself Michael d'Mort stepped out from the estate managers work shed dressed impeccably in a four thousand dollar wool dark gray bespoke suit, with a Burberry camel hair trench coat, cashmere lined pig skin gloves, and faintly smelling of an exotic custom blended cologne. Virgin Shetland wool scarf and handmade Italian loafers from an exclusive private house completed his assemble. A modern aristocrat strolling through the garden.
****
<Myth serial killers are white males.>
<Contrary to movies or television, serial killers span all race and or ethnicity.
Although white males do tend to make up of the majority of killers.>
****
     The estate was old. It had belonged to his family since the largest oaks had been acorns planted in the garden. His family's people and those who served them had formed their own private world and community. The formal French inspired estate outside of Liege was cold. It was always cold. It being winter, doubly so. The garden had pulled in its rainbow colors and the world was now sepia collage of gray, deep umber, and olive. As if an artist had delicately painted in the subtle nuances of winter, light drifts of snow lay in gentle crescents underneath hedge and tree. The path leading up to the manor through the towering columns of flanking Italian evergreen Cedars, made crunching noises as he walked its crushed oyster shell path.
****
<Myth serial killers are motivated by sex.>
<Not all serial killers are motivated by sex. However those that are
tend to be particularly violent. Several killers have been motivated by
revenge, anger, the thrill of getting away with their crimes, and the absolute
power they are able to have over their victims.>
****
     He despised the fact he could not come and go from his quarters as he liked. Yet again, another control this bitch has over me. Raged fueled thoughts ran through his mind. She created me. Made me, crafted me out of her own will and spite, and then forbids me to be what I am. I have to be quiet, submissive, her beck and call boy toy. Give her what she wants, never what I want. She likes it when I tell her of my kills, it makes her want me. I hate her. I would kill her if I could... Mother you scheming bitch. I am tired of being your puppet, and keeping your bed warm.
     His rage cooled by the time he arrived at the servants entrance to the Manor. Unlocking the 14th Century wooden door studded with nails and hand crafted wrought iron hinges, Michael d'Mort stepped into his mother's kitchen.
****
<Psychopathy Personality Disorder>
<Psychopathy is a personality disorder manifested in people who use a mixture of charm, manipulation, intimidation, and occasionally violence to control others, in order to satisfy their own selfish needs. And in our case, our serial killer is also using some unknown forms of magic. He may be driven by his needs or he may have a set agenda. Make no mistake this killer is extremely likable and confident. His victims are his playthings, his enjoyment for living a painful and or constricted life. He and we are assuming it is a he is acting out as he wishes. Not living under some form of constraint or restriction society might wish to impose upon him.>
****
Because she was the teacher, and he the eternal student, she knew when his portals opened or closed on her property. There was no hiding this fact from the Countess Marissa and so, she deactivated her stasis chamber and rose, stepping from its embrace to don her silk house coat. She loved how the silk caressed her naked body as if a hundred tiny fingers tickled her skin. She thought of her boy who was home from his latest round of passion.
”He has become as sharp and deadly as an obsidian blade. His power is strong!” Right on heels of that thought came another realization, “But he is weak. Weak men are dangerous and deadly, and like an obsidian blade, they can shatter at the wrong angle. I must allow him his temper tantrums.”
     Combing her hair with clawed fingers A complex set of sexual desire signals flowed through her body as she stood on her toes stretching like a cat.
“I can't wait for his latest story. I want to feel him inside of me as he tell of his kill.”
****
< Myth serial killers do not evolve.>
<This is very important for all concerned.-Serial killers do evolve. They can change tactics or grow in their methods with just one killing or through an entire arch of murders. It is one of the more interesting aspects of a serial killer. Not unlike the Velociraptors in a certain set of pop movies who are testing the fence line of their enclosure, they evolve and get better at what they do.>
****
     “She always wants me to come to her in her suite upon my return. She will not participate in the kill herself, but she takes great pleasure in tasting my victim's pain. I am so heartily sick of being her Thrall.”
     Anger gripped his muscular frame like a high voltage ground fault. The man known as Michael d'Mort, the Angel of Death, disrobed in the front entrance of his mother's bedroom suite. Neatly folding his clothes into separate and tidy parcels he placed them on her settee for the servants to take away to be cleaned. He was never allowed to enter her private chambers clothed, He had to be naked and vulnerable. He could hear the shower running in the bathroom.
     “She is in a playful mood. She only wants to play in the shower when she is in a good mood.”
     She met him naked as he was, together they stepped into the sauna shower. Without saying a word, he stood beneath the shower heads and passively allowed her to wash his body. When he was clean to her satisfaction Michael's mother took her fingernails and carved bloody magic symbols in his flesh. The pain was exquisite but as fleeting as the blood washing down his body. When the ritual was finished he was aroused by its power. She led him to the bedroom where she would use his body and thereby by dint of sympathetic magic, relive the murder he performed at her behest as if, she herself had committed it. The experience always left him drained and feeling like a used piece of luggage which had been packed almost beyond its capacity to carry its load, and was now sagging and empty.
****
<Serial killers are apprehended by lone wolf police officers.>
<A romantic and frankly insipid idea storytellers in the various forms of the media have continued to propagate. Leadership, dedication, communication, a willingness to work with other jurisdictions and entities are what helps to catch a serial killer. It is never a lone operative situation. It is however always a team effort.>
****
      With the meeting finished, I clocked out for the day, messaged Leo I was going home and I would see him in the morning. I had been popping Yueh's candy in my mouth all afternoon, in the vague hope it would help. It was not working. My temples continued to throb and I knew I was feverish. 
      I drove my truck to Mary's restaurant "The Golden Dragon"  in Little China Town off of Paradise Road. Slipped in the back door. My wife upon marrying me had revealed one of her closely held secrets she possessed while growing up in the palace. She loved to cook. And not just boiling some water for noodles or pan fry the odd dumplings. Real exotic foodstuffs. Maybe after interdimensional travel went official, we could introduce some of her Grand Dragon Shrimp dishes. 
     We loved each other that was not an easy way to describe. Because we had bonded, we were slowly becoming emotionally one unit. And actually I think that is the way its supposed to be. But you know it was also a match made in heaven or hell, depending on what each day brought. Chinese wife who loved to cook who also was a high level magic user, and Jewish cop who loved to eat what his wife served him. Go figure the odds. 
     "Ben' Dan! Stupid Idiot!" My wifes fury filled voice rang through my ears, as I tried to ease my way into the back private booth reserved for our use. 
     Mary “The sunshine kissed peach blossom” of the Imperial Court of Wuhan, and sole daughter and heir to the Emperor of Wuhan took one look at my gray potato nosed face and made a growling noise in the back of her throat. 
     She had felt sick all day long.  Her nervous system shorted and jangled up under her skin. Borer worms in my brain! Oh Celestial Lords what is wrong with him? He is sick!
     Mary  took one look at me and fire flashed in her eyes. That's not an exaggeration. The world started tilting sideways, as the strings holding me up, were being snipped one at a time. 
     Mary grabbed my Digital Assistant Max off my belt and began literally screaming at him in Mandarin. 
     When she paused for a breath, Max commed her <Mary! Quit screaming! I am right here. I assure you madam I have perfect hearing.>
     “You better listen to me Max Bialostok! This morning my husband left his house in perfectly good working condition. Now look at him! He looks more like a ghost that he ever did. I can tell by his Qi, that he is ill or cursed. So you better tell that Maj. Casey he is calling in sick tomorrow and possibly the day after that! Or I will have Wang Long Shin Shen use you as a digestive aid in his belly furnace!"
     Being in the presence of my wife was like someone pulled the plug on an old fashion bath tub The tension of the day finally melted away and with it my ability to stand or function properly. I felt drugged and sleepy. I remember mumbling something to Mary about taking a nap on the table top.
****
     I woke up in our home in Wuhan. Wuhan exists in the quantum foam between dimensions. My wife is a potent and puissant magician in her own right. She knew something was up, and after I had passed out she had grilled Max my DA ruthlessly. She has this way of using her index finger, where she points it at you and a glowing ball of plasma hangs in the air waiting to find a home. Max fell apart like a cheap suitcase and spilled the details of the murder, hexing of the crime scene, and everyone's reactions. I don't think he left any detail out the little SOB.
     As a wedding gift my father-in-law spent a month and a half crafting our very own palace. As far as size goes, it is the smallest imperial residence in Wuhan. It is simply called the Water Palace. In the center of this lake sits a traditional Chinese Tea house. It has just enough room for four people to sit comfortablyThere is a hidden button on the nose of one of the water dragons carved into the pillars supporting the roof of the pavilion. Press the button and stairs appear leading downwards into the lake itself. 
       All pretense of ancient Chinese or Han culture stops at the staircase. My wife likes clean post modern lines and Scandinavian designed furniture. It has an open floor plan with subdued lighting and shoji style screens that can be moved around to change the layout of the house. The truly unique aspect of the house is there are no external walls. Just magical screens that keep the water out. But because it is Wuhan, and Wuhan is a magical place, the aquatic life freely swim through our house as if water and not air was present. I won't tell the grumpy SOB but my father-in-law did good. I love our home here. Beats living at the base of Black Mountain in Henderson NV all to hell and gone.
     I woke up with a concerned wife standing over my side of the bed.
     “Nǐ xūyào kàn dào de yù yī.” Mary said to me....and then it dawned on her Max my DA was not in the room with us. “You need to see the court physician. They have made a special time for you. So you need to get dressed.” She then made shooing motions with her hands like she was scattering chickens.
      My father before he died, could see I was getting to an age, where fatherly advice was going to be needed. He relayed to me the only thing I know my grandfather ever said to him, “Marcus my son your grandfather gave me the best advice in the world when it comes to a wife. If she isn't happy. You will not live in a happy home.”
      I have never forgotten that particular bit of wisdom. I looked at Mary and said, “Yes ma'am. I am moving.” I put action to words and went into my dressing room.
      <Is it safe to come out Boychick?> Max queried me on our secure channel.
     < Yeah. Where the heck are you anyways?>
     <The princess of the Jade Court, The Sun Kissed Peach, The Ambassador without Portfolio to the Terran Federation, And to all the magical Squib Worlds, Daughter of the Heavenly Blessed Emperor of Wuhan, and your wife has put me in a locked box in your dressing room.>
     <Did this teach you anything? Maybe some humility?>
    <Yeah. Two things. Don't piss your wife off. And you threatening me won't work anymore, not after staring down her plasma ball of doom. I'll let you guess about the humility part.>
    <Wussy. If she had been really peeved. She would have just turned you inside out like a sock and have been done with the whole thing. I saw her do that once. Still makes me want to pee thinking about it.>
     Did I mention my wife was a powerful and puissant magic user? Our courtship, wedding and all the cultural bull shit we had to go through in order to get married would fill a book in of itself. While I was busily kvetching with Miracle Max Bialystok, my constant companion and Digital Assistant, I was putting it on. The costume. The Rig. Otherwise known as court robes. My robes were made out of the deepest blue, almost black silk, with the Star of David woven into the fabric with gold bullion thread, and as a counterpoint silver bullion had been used to spell out the Hebrew word Chai.
     The Emperor's craftsmen in a special nod, even went to Terra one one six, and talked to the Chief Rabbi of Solomon's Temple... yeah they have their own version. (Don't even get me started on the implications of someone finding out there is a Jewish Empire on another version of Earth. Oy Freaking Vey!) The artisans with the help of magicians wove tiny Hebrew and Aramaic words of protection in black silk all throughout my robes. I don't wear slippers but chewed goatskin riding boots, with soft fleece linings and red cotton pantaloons with threads of gold silk running throughout in a vertical pattern. And I wore my pants stuffed into the top of my boots.
<Aren't you Farpitzs! You look good for a Hebrew who hasn't been to the synagogue in years...But the cowboys at the roping arena would just love this outfit.>
     As a matter of course I can make rude gestures with my neural processor and Max can “see” them. He sent one back which was a physical impossibility.
    <Thanks Max. I think I look spiffy myself. And when did you become my mother?> I said letting a bit more annoyance and irritation into my tone.
     Lastly I rescued Max from his box. Doing his best Yiddish Lower East Side voice, <Vell since it's been such a long toime. Maybe you should talk to a Rabbi? Eh, get some of dat oyld toimey religious protection, maybe I dunno call me meshuggeneh, but I think der might be sumtin to dis magical business. Fight fire wit fire neh?>
    I looked down at my DA's hard case in my hand and thought, The wonders of the universe are manifestly amazing. Here I have an Artificial Life form who had decided on his own to become Jewish. Truly there is a G-d and his ways are infinite as the worlds he has created.
   < Yeah Max, I think there might be something to this magic business. Maybe latter I can talk to a Rabbi. Right now I have a date with a Doctor of Wuhan and my lovely wife.>
   <Wake me up after. I don't want to hear you screaming or see your blood spilled by some witchdoctor in a black funky outfit. If they pull out the leeches let me know. I'll take bets to see who dies first, you or the leach.> 
     He then started playing some Hans Zimmer tune which was suitably techno and creepy at the same time. Then he turned off his display, and with that, my peevish DA went to sleep. Or at least pretended to. He might be an Alter Cocker but he is my old fart. I smiled. The crusty creature makes me do that.
    I met my wife in the hall and she was looking stunning in a Turquoise Silk gown with hundreds of five toed gold dragons hiding and playing amongst tiny pink peony blossoms. The gown was a gift from the people of Wu-Luoyang. She had her hair up and dozens of tiny plums and plum blossoms carved from light green jade were pinned in her hair.
    My wife held out her hands and I took them. She smiled sweetly and lifter her face. I leaned down and kissed her.
    She said after our embrace which left us both dazed, “You look pretty good for a potato nosed Latke cowboy from Las Vegas.” She reached up and pinched my nose and the slapped me on my butt and finished with, “Let us get you to the doctor.” And then she summoned a portal of green colored ice fire and we stepped into the Imperial Jade Court.
****
    The Jade Court of Wuhan is a massive space. It is supposed to make a person feel small and insignificant as one gets closer to the dais where the emperor sits. 
     The court they say, once was full of light, life and a rainbow of colors. But the emperor's wife, died under mysterious circumstances. Mary won't talk about itBecause the Imperial household and its family bond with their mates, there is no second spouse. You can get divorced, live separate lives, but you will always be bonded to your mate. If they die, you feel them die. If they are sick, you feel their discomfort and vice verse.
     Which is why Mary freaked out when I came home. She knew I was sick. So she took immediate action. On a related side note: my father-in-law because of his bonding has never recovered fully from the loss of his spouse. As a result the Jade court is filled with subdued and very deep greens, and variations of black and silver, and it always cold as hell inside the main hall.
    Our portal by Imperial law, decree and magical wards will only open halfway to the throne. Even half way it is a three minute walk. The onyx columns are covered with antique style Shang and Zhou bas-relief carvings of dragons and demons, they fade away into the distance in every direction you look. With half seen sinuous shapes in the roof trusses moving and coiling. Massive fire baskets are alight with resinous aromatic woods but appear to only be tiny lanterns of light flickering in the distance.
    Silver slate floor tiles are incised with flowing black script warding off evil. It is old magic from the very mists of early Wuhan when sigils and pictographs were carved on oracle bones; back before the time men and dragonkind became friends. Each step caused them to utter a word just barely heard in the audible range. As you walk across the floor of the court, you cause spells of protection to be spoken. Some people referred to it as the hall of whispers. Whether from the mass of humanity who sat in serried rank upon rank, with their body heat steaming off their backs as white vapor while they whispered prayers for the well being of the Emperor or the court intrigue which surrounds all such places.
    We were met with a delegation of forty black clad fawning courtiers. None of whom were allowed to look at us in the eye or talk to us. But they were more than communicative with hand gestures.
    Mary waved to me and said, “Don't worry my love, I will see you in a little while.” Please by all that is merciful let him find healing. I don't want to live without him by my side. Mary whispered silently to herself.
    I was led to a dark and foreboding passage that sloped down below the level of the court. The ramp was lined with softly glowing strips of neon jade and jade colored demon masks. Presently we came to an iron bound and strapped door with spikes and roundels of bronze some five meters high by five meters wide. The air in the passage had become moist and musty. Two incredibly large Imperial Battle Trolls stood guard with their halberds crossed in front of the door.
    We waited for someone or something to open the door, I was getting increasingly nervous, and there was a building tension in the group of courtiers.
    <I'm Batman> Max whispered into my ear and I just about levitated a foot off the ground.
    <Jebeus on a pogo stick! You scared the shit out of me!> I all but screamed back at him through our private communication channel.
    <You didn't think I had actually gone to sleep did you Boychik? They get funky with you, I port us both out of here and back to Vegas station, quicker than a change girl can swap out hundred dollar bill for quarters on an all you can drink night at the Conquistador.>
    <Thanks my friend I appreciate it.> 
     I actually started chuckling and I think that disturbed my Wuhan escorts. They started giving me dirty looks. Apparently I wasn't as appreciative and solemn as a patient for the great Court Physician who Mary apparently forgot to tell me his or her name was. Screw em sideways with Fungo bat! I thought.
     Two large baskets attached to the wall flared to life,and the immense Imperial Battle Trolls snapped to attention, as the door which it turned out to be was a gate opened revealing a large and I do mean large midnight blue and gold dragon. The dragon was so big it looked like it could barely fit into the five meter by five meter tunnel I now saw. Then I had another one of those “Welcome to Wuhan” experiences happen. It was a she. Because the dragon morphed into an incredibly good looking and sexy woman person thing with blue skin with gold eyes and hair.
    <Hello Noise! You know if humanoids did it for me I would be in a lot of trouble right now.> Max all but barked into my ear as he started play “Striptease” by David Rose.
    <Knock that crap off. I am not sure she can't hear you.> I all but hissed at him.
    Like Moses parting the Red Sea, The Elegant blue woman with gold hair walked through the courtiers and they fell away from her, as she glided towards me. Her golden hair was loose and it floated as if it was underwater waving in a gentle current. She was the most mesmerizing creature I had seen to date.
    <I can hear you and your mechanical friend with the interesting way of expressing himself>
     To tell you I was surprised would be the understatement of the century. Especially when I realized her lips had never moved and she was using the same private channel Max and I used.
     <Relax my Prince. You're safe with me. I am a doctor and healer to the Emperor himself. You should follow me. We have work to do.>
    <Fugggg...> Max started to curse.
    <Shaddup Max. Let's go see what the lovely doctor has in store for me.> I smiled at her and followed her into the tunnel that took us further into the intestines of the imperial court complex. I looked behind me and saw I was alone. All of the courtiers had fallen on their faces and were prostate and chanting.
    <Do you have a name I might address you by M'lady?> I asked in my best and smoothest mental voice.
    < Greeszzzrphtzzx Is my name I share with Dragonkind. To know a person’s name is to have power. So I will keep my true name to myself Marcus Greene Prince of Wuhan.> She paused for a moment and continued on < It doesn't translate very well into your English but you may call me Longti Furen. Roughly it means Dragon's Health Lady. And from now on I shall refer to you as Dianxia or my Prince.>
     Her voice was calm and soothing in my ears. The nervous sick energy I was feeling began to ease in my chest. We continued to speak in this manner as we circled ever so gently downward. Deeper and deeper into the basement levels of the palace we traveled. Every twenty meters or so a hidden gate or portcullis would close behind us.
     Finally I stopped and looked at the last gate to close behind us and said to my companion, “Excuse me Longti Furen, but is there something I should know about where we are going and why are gates and doors slamming shut behind us?”
     <Dianxia, we travel to where demons are kept. You have a curse laid upon your very soul, designed to leach away your Qi and cause you to eventually kill yourself from despair. It is a serious curse. It has been attracted to you specifically and to a lesser extent to your coworkers on your home reality. Chen Yisheng has seen to your comrades but for some reason it has attached this curse directly to you. So we go where demons are tamed and captured.>
    I stood there in shock. Holy Moses!Are you telling me I have a demon attached to me somehow?” My guts did flip flops and I sort of blanked emotionally.
    <Yes Dianxia.> Was all she said.
    Too stunned to do much more than run the fact I had a demon attached to me through my brain, she gently took my hand and led me down the curving tunnel to an oddly shaped door. It wasn't square the sides were uneven giving it a strange Alice in Wonderland look to it ala classical Disney animation. In blood red glowing paint the radical for “Ghost” stood thrumming in my conscience like a beating drum. My skin became slick with flop sweat. My heart was in my throat and my limbs were becoming weak. The door opened wide and a blinding white light speared itself into my eyes and I screamed.
****
     When I awoke I was laying on padded table in the Water Palace with a towel wrapped around my waist and a blind court masseuse by the name of Sun Yaoting who was busily working the kinks out of my muscles and I felt like I had been pulled through a knot hole in a fence sideways. My wife was sitting on a chaise lounge with her hair up in a towel and wearing one of her fluffy bath robes she bought from the Savoy hotel in London during our honeymoon. She looked as pale and just as wrung out as I was.
    “Are you alright my love?” I asked.
    “Yes my love I am. I am a bit tired but we are both safe and healthy. Remember a slight to one is a slight to both. When you are sick so am I. When I am threatened you will be too.”
    “Mary what happened? I saw the door and it made me freak out, and then the light hurt. What was that all about?”
    “Marcus I don't know where this monster you're hunting found this demon, but in Chinese the description name is a E gui. A hungry ghost. It is another type of vampire. It feeds on anything, it will even eat feces and garbage. But if it attaches itself to a human it will suck their spirit dry. They are always hungry. They never stop. And I am tired. I used a lot of energy keeping it from getting to your soul. So enjoy your body rub.”
    And with that my wife smiled at me and closed her eyes. Sun Yaoting worked his body magic into my muscles. I was glad to be able to drift off.
    A familiar voice cut through my fugue and I shot bolt upright. “Daddy!” I opened my eyes and walking into the room was my father-in-law 'may my eyes forever be lowered', carrying my daughter and his constant companion Wang Jin Long Shin Shen or Mr. King Golden Dragon. He allows me in private to call him Goldie. We named our restaurant after him, “The Golden Dragon.”
     “GrandpagavemeaFoxIamgoingtocallhimFurtercausehetoldmehelikesFrankenfurters!” It all rushed out in a torrent of three year old speak.
     Clutched in her hands was a beautiful stuffed toy fox. She wriggled around in the Emperor’s grasp and he finally let her down. She ran full tilt into my arms and gave me a hug and I felt like my heart had been reattached to my body. I looked at my father-in-law and he gave me the look. The look only parents know. The one that said, Now you know what I entrusted to you when you married my daughter.
     Goldie walked in and bowed to Mary and then looked at me and said, “Dianxia I have two gifts for you today. The first, is to show you this.” He clapped his hands and a small sphere appeared and inside it was a mottled green brown creature with no eyes and a sucker shaped mouth with sharp teethIt made a squealing noise similar to a wounded pig. Goldie the Dragon in his human mask smiled with a mouth too full of teeth and squeezed his hands together. There was a popping noise and the E gui, was gone forever.
     “And I wanted to give you this.” With a twist of his right wrist he opened his palm and on a golden chain was one of the longest and scariest looking canine tooth I have ever seen. “It is one of my own. It shall ward you, and ward the Princess of magical attack in the future. It will stop all but the most ferocious of attacks. Wear it with my blessings.”
     He handed it to Rivka my daughter and she took it from him with one of her patented shy heart string twisting smiles and placed it gently around my neck. It immediately felt like it belonged there.
     Goldie held out his hand to my daughter and said, “Come little one. Let your mommy and daddy speak to grandfather. I will take you to meet the air dragons who live on top of Huangshan.”
     With a voice as powerful as you might imagine my father-in-law began to speak and then he saw my wife's face and he cleared his throat and dialed it down several notches. He went from being the lord of the universe to the Etonian Undergraduate who went to Oxford. Marcus my son. I now believe it is time we talk about protection for you and your family. I know you have eschewed the advantages a household wizard would provide for you and your family, as you believed your technology could compensate. My daughter's uncle Bao will be joining your household. Rivka is old enough to start training in the most basic of Wushu and your house needs protection that, you and or your IDPF can't provide.”
     I believe my own intransigent attitude came from three places. Being an American, and our non elitist attitudes. Growing up in the west, where it was what you Did, which mattered more than who you knew, and lastly I resented the fact my Father-in-law was right. Then I looked over at my wife and I realized she was not happy. I looked at the Emperor of Wuhan, and just nodded my head.
     He reached out in a rare display of affection and touched my head and said, A gem is not polished without rubbing nor a man perfected without trials.” Then he paused, looked down on me and said in a normal tone of voice, “Enough of the fortune cookie crap. You have a family. A really large family now. You are my son. My son. The only one that is bonded to my daughter and the father of my granddaughter. An injury to one, is an injury to all. They threaten you, they threaten the entirety of Wuhan as well. That is my final word on the matter.”
     Then the peanut gallery spoke up in my private communication channel, <Adokter un a kvores-man zeinen shutfim. Doctors and Grave-Diggers are partners. You have had enough lately of the one, don't give the second one your business.> Miracle Max Bialystok said gruffly.
     So that is how I ended up with my wife's Uncle Bao moving in with us. Family. Go figure. One minute you want to choke the life out of them, the next they come riding to your rescue.
****

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Chapter One-Death Letter Blues

The Mojave Blues
by
DS Baker.
Chapter One.
“I got a letter this mornin, how do you reckon it read?
It said, "Hurry, hurry, yeah, your love is dead"
I got a letter this mornin, I say how do you reckon it read?
You know, it said, "Hurry, hurry, how come the gal you love is dead?"
Death Letter Blues by Son House.


As much as I love Las Vegas, there is nothing sadder than a Mojave Desert Town in the middle of winter. Most of the trees look like dead arms sticking out of the ground. Then there is the wind. Montana might get snow tail high on a tall bear, but down south the wind blows from the end of November to the first of May. All the south facing fence lines accumulate the detritus or flotsam and jetsam casino fun books and cast off cabaret fliers generate. By February there are little multicolored confetti rainbows of litter telling you of who has the best sex show or the cheapest hot dogs all over the town.
Sitting behind the Steam Engine Casino off of Boulder highway with their backs facing Lamb Blvd, sits the Parkdale Housing tract, an oasis of normality in an otherwise slanted town, with solid clean mid sixties ranch style homes shivering in a cold Mojave winter's night.
Twenty seven thirty three Lawndale St at four forty five AM January seventeenth, was just an average place, with a winter dead yard full of manicured crab grass and a skeletal fruitless mulberry tree with crazy women's hands rocking in the breeze.
  Karen Kitowski was feeling contented. The kids were for once on their best behavior. No screaming or fighting over who got to play with the Christmas puppy or running and telling her of the misdeeds of the other. She and Robert had gotten up early in the morning and even though it was going on bedtime she was still warm inside from their love making. It had been a good day.
     The Kasha and Pierogi comfort food her Chicago Polish Grandmother had taught her, had gone over really well in the cold evening, and everyone had decided to call it a night worn out from a winter’s day of work and school. Robert put the kids to bed as she finished up their dinner dishes.
     Later she put on Robert's favorite flannel nightgown of her’s and she snuggled into bed with her husband’s arms wrapped around her. It felt like she had been asleep for hours when some sort of strange music woke her up.
     At first she only thought she had heard it in her dreams. Like a sort of residual song echoing in her head. It was a soft reedy sound coming from her living room. It called to her. She tried waking up Robert but he only snored louder than he usually did. She felt this growing panic in her breast, which began to fight the need to see what was making the noises she was hearing. She didn't know what it was but it made her fear for her family. 
     She fought the alluring hypnotic sound as long as she could. Nothing she did seemed to wake her husband up. The compulsion only grew stronger inside of her. She crawled from her marital bed and walked silently down the hallway past her children’s bedrooms making sure each bedroom door was shut tight. Past their bathroom and there, just there at the end of the hallway was a soft glow of light. As if several candles were lit. The flickering light reminded her of the prayer candles at St Viator's where they attended.
     She heard the song again and against her will her limbs seemingly moved of their own free willful purpose, she stepped around the corner into the soft light of a dozen glowing black candles. Standing in the middle of this circle of light was a man. A obviously naked man, she thought at first, then Karen rapidly changed her mind.
    He was an absolute horror. There were two orbs of jet in place of eyes, and he said, simply and clearly, “You are mine!”
     Oh my god! She thought, or screamed in her head. She couldn’t make a noise. Her throat had seized clenched tight.
  His head rotated back and forth examining her in an animal sort of way as he approached her, it looked like his skin had been peeled from his body.
  No! Ohmygod! He is wearing someone's skin!
     The flayed hide hung around this monsters neck like a cape.
  Oh! Jesus No! Karen Kitowski screamed in her head as warm urine ran down her leg as this red demon’s bloody barbed wire encrusted hands reached for her...
****
There was nothing to set it apart from any of the other houses, with two exceptions. The outside Christmas lights were still up and shining, because the children loved the lights, and a monster had come calling in the dead hours before dawn. While the father and two small children had slept, the wife and mother of this small family had been brutally tortured, crucified and then eviscerated.
****
Robert Kitowski a local plumber-pipe-fitter awoke after his fingers had been dipped in something warm, which in turn had made his kidneys send a warning signal to his brain, he needed to pee. He rolled over on his side and put his feet down on the carpeted floor. For some reason the smell of iron and copper hung in the air of his bedroom like a fine fog, it made his nose itch. His eyes were heavy and didn't want to open or register what he was seeing.
"God damned! I feel like I have a hangover!"
It didn't register this smell. It just made his nose itch. Kitowski looked over his shoulders where his wife Karen should be lying and didn't see her. He turned on the bedside lamp and his world came abruptly to an end. There hanging above their marital bed, was his wife pinned to the wall like a human butterfly. He lost control of his bladder and he voided himself.
Her breasts had been removed, her lips cut away from her face. She had been crucified to the wall above the headboard with railroad spikes. And as a final insult she had been gutted like a trout. Her internal organs and intestines made a gross waterfall of human misery onto the bed. Robert Kitowski let out a silent scream as his wife's eyes made contact with his and tears began to run down her cheeks as she died. At that exact moment two men in business suits burst through their bedroom door with guns drawn.
****
My name is Marcus Greene, and my partner Leo O'Brian arrived ninety seconds after whoever had teleported out thanks in part to our wormhole detection equipment monitoring the Vegas valley area. We had been alerted an unauthorized pirate portal had been generated. No sooner than we had arrived, Robert Kitowski attacked my partner. We knew he was not the culprit. Not unless a pipe fitter had suddenly developed a level of technology 40 years more advanced than what 99.57% of the planet was capable of developing. I shot him with a stun round from my service weapon and eased him to the ground.
As an officer of an as yet publicly disclosed government agency, (Inter-Dimensional Police Force) I have broad reaching powers, with a massive depth of technology to draw on. Because of certain codicils and treaties, my department has the ability to make things disappear from the public view or make it so a person disappears from society.
My DA or digital assistant, sent through our shared private communications channel, <Marcus we need to get the survivors or family members out of here!>
I instantly agreed and soft popping noises of displaced air could be heard in the background as two children were 'ported out of their warm beds. The Kitowski family had just unwillingly entered into the hardest to crack witness protection program in the universe. When we make you disappear, it is as if you have never been born. In the case of murder, the IDPF automatically sets up witness protection protocols. If at a later time things have stabilized then they are returned to their normal lives if at all possible. Thinking about it in the moment, it didn't look like this was going to be the case, and I thought our Digital Assistant's made the right decision.
Leo and I, we are interdimensional cleaners. Some call us cops. We call ourselves the janitors. Thanks to the killer, we had one hell of a mess on our hands to clean up this morning. Getting the innocents out of the way was the first step in containing and cleaning what he had left us. It started like most of my days, early. The before dawn kind of early. I got up, got dressed. Did the three “S” of basic body maintenance, and kissed the wife and my sleeping daughter as I walked out the door and got in my truck. I drove across a deserted and shut down Vegas at 04:00 something AM. The strip may not sleep but the suburbs roll back the sidewalks precisely at 10:30 and the people living here are not seen again, until the sun comes up over Frenchman's mountain. I made all my lights and managed to stop off at Hank's on the Corner of Nellis and Boulder Highway, where I picked up a dozen heart attack pills for the office. Headed down Boulder Highway to Charleston Blvd and north to the FBI building on Charleston one block east of Sixth Street.
The day shift doesn't officially start until 06:00 AM PST. Leo and I come from the old school way of thinking. Fifteen minutes early, you are on time. Thirty to forty minutes or so, gives you time enough to read the newspaper, eat a doughnut, drink a cup of coffee and have a smoke before getting down to the nitty gritty of the day.
After pulling into the FBI parking lot, I walked in and said hello to the swing shift receptionist Bob, who although he has known me for five years kept a finger on the trigger switch of a mini claymore mine embedded in the front of his desk. Performed a retinal scan to prove I am who I say I am. Offered Bob a doughnut. He took a jelly filled. Deposited my sidearm in the pass through and walked through the sally port as the scanner checked me for anything that shouldn't be there. I Grabbed my weapon, the glazed fat pills, and walked to the conference room door.
Punched the appropriate code into the keypad and stepped through the threshold portal into our real headquarters underneath the Weapon Gunnery Range at Nellis Air Force Base some fifty miles south by south east And said,“Babalooo...! I am Home Leo! Leo You Got Some Spaining to do!”
Leo as I surmised was already in the break room making coffee for the two of us. Just as I crossed the threshold, alarm klaxons began their electronic hooting noise. Someone or something had just made a pirate jump into or out of our reality. We were a long way away from having total portal control on Terra number nine hundred and thirty seven, but we had passive sensors located all over the planet and in near earth orbit. So something moved we knew about it. We just couldn't stop it yet. Leo beat me out of the break room at a dead run heading for our control station.
This being Vegas station, nothing seemed to be too outrageous or maybe the outrageous was now the mundane. Vegas had always been the place where scumbags and the criminally insane fled to, only now they were coming from multiple realities.
Thanks to risky experiments done by ultra black R&D experiments at the tail end of the cold war, we the USA had opened a portal transmission to the rest of the Terran Federation of Aligned Realities, which in turn ensured we were now getting head cases from nine hundred and thirty six systems and over five hundred squib or partial worlds that existed in the quantum foam between the different realities.
IDPF was what was stenciled on the back of our assault overalls and tactical jackets. It was our job to keep the peace and give this version, of the old blue marble a chance to get used to the idea that we are the junior partners in a firm that was over half a million year old.
I dropped the doughnuts in the break room and ran after my partner to the ready room. Leo O'Brian had beat me there, and he was standing with his hands placed on either hip, studying a GPS readout of the Vegas Valley area.
He looked at me and said, “Dunno what it is mate, but something with a truly wonky signature just went off behind Boulder highway in East Vegas.
We have an internal surgically implanted device lodged in our Mastoid bone and a very small neural net processor unit.
A soft ping announced a message, <Lt. Green?> Our Station Artificial Intelligence Officer Sibylline commed me on my mastoid channel.
<Yes, ma'am?>
<I am sending the coordinates to your DA unit Max. Do you wish to travel directly to the location?Or do you and Sgt. O'Brian wish to travel in your vehicle?> Sibylline said in her smokey Creole New Orleans accented voice. If Bourbon and silk could have a sound it would be our station's AI's voice.
<Directly ma'am if that is not too much of an issue?> I said as I made hand gestures to my partner. We have worked together for the past five years. We use an abbreviated form of American sign language. It cuts down on a lot of unnecessary chatter.
We walked over to the transitional portal chamber we use. One of the first agents at Vegas Station had been a Brit with a wry sense of humor, who had painted the chamber to look like an antique Blue British Police Box.
Max my Digital Assistant who is also an artificial intelligence, started making this whooshing noise in my mastoid implant, which sounded exactly like the noise the blue police box made in the TV show, and then overlaid it on a tract by some glam rocker from the seventies. I told him to shut it down or I would make a toaster out of him. He turned up the volume.-Bastard.
Upon arriving Leo and I drew our service weapons and walked quietly throughout the house clearing one room after another. Over the secure channel Leo, myself and our two DA's share, I could hear his assistant Molly reciting the Lord's prayer softly in the background. Max was softly cursing in Yiddish and Hebrew. The smell of death and blood spilled permeated the air.
I opened the door to the master bedroom, and saw Mr. Kitowski sobbing in mute horror at the spectacle of his crucified and mutilated wife. He saw us standing there and with a strangled cry launched himself at us. I shot him with a stun round and caught him as he fell.
Leo's eyes went from warm brown to obsidian. His face lost all expression, and his lips thinned out as he clamped them tightly together. I looked him in the eye made a nodding gesture and stepped over the prone body of Mr. Kitowski. I walked into the bathroom and emptied my stomach of anything I had yet to digest in the past 12 hours. Leo shortly followed suit.
One of the beautiful things about having digital assistants work with you, who are in fact granted the same policing powers and responsibilities the bipedal meat sacks have, they can make stuff happen while you are focused on the task at hand or busy tossing your cookies all over someone's bathroom.
Max and Molly grabbed both of the kids in transportation bubbles. David aged nine years and his sister Susan aged seven ere both ported directly to a warm set of beds in our infirmary section of headquarters. There Shramertz our stations dedicated medico was waiting on them and was ready to calm two small kids who might not understand why they were waking up in someplace other than home. Mr. Kitowski on the other hand, was ported to Bona Dea mental hospital in the Terra prime system number zero, zero, one.
Sibylline had called one of our best agents, agent Jan Downs and had her ported directly from her condominium, as we sealed off the house and property. She and her digital assistant Zachary, coordinated with our assistants and she began the process for recording and assessing the crime scene.
Leo and I, went to the back door and opened it up and made sure there would be only one entrance and exit from the Kitowski's home for us to potentially contaminate.
Jan Downs had been a US Army Captain in military intelligence, working out of a shit hole operations center in Northern Iraq that was so bad it gave shit a bad name. She could crack the hardest bent nosed Fedayeen Baathist on the planet without breaking a sweat. She had an intuitive side to her personality that allowed her to have a feel for what happened, and how it happened at a crime scene that bordered on the super natural. She had stepped through fields of dead bodies at ethnic kill sites without so much as flinching. Walking into the Kitowski's bedroom she took one look at Karen pinned to the wall and ran to the bathroom.
I looked at her as she came out to the hallway where Leo and I were standing and said, “Funny Jan, I had the same reaction.”
We walked back into the bedroom. The three of us were making hard eye contact with each other as we stood at the foot of the bed. None of us wanted to look up. And yet... we were compelled. The only word I can use is, compulsion. Against our will we gazed at the horrific martyrdom of Karen Kitowski. Her death affected all of us in a way that (we collectively meaning all three of us) had never experienced before.
Leo looked at Jan and I and said, “Right. I am going to take this confabulation back out to the hallway.” He promptly spun on his heels and walked out of the room Jan and I quickly followed suit and marched after him. We had Sibylline put in a call to our forensic specialist and coroners. I began making phone calls. I called our station commander Major Casey and made a situational report of what we knew, what we didn't know. I didn't even bother giving a suspected idea of who or why, it was just such a bizarre tableau. Whatever it was about this crime was really sticking to us.
Finally it got so bad this creeping feeling of overwhelming dread, the three of us finally had to pull out of the house proper and go stand on the back porch. There was a this sense of an expanding bubble of evil, seeming to emanating from the crime scene.
LG Vernon is a tall angular woman with black hair, two big dark brown eyes behind even bigger pair of glasses, which gave the appearance of an Owl looking for every detail. Most people forget an Owl is the most successful avian predator on the planet. Vernon who was once a border patrol officer down on the US/Mexico border, had on more than one occasion been engaged in firefights with Narco-Traffico Gangs. After taking an AK-47 round to the vest, during a remarkable cross border incursion, which culminated in her giving three pieces of filth, tickets to the bone shed; Vernon decided maybe a change in career might be in order. I don't know how exactly she got recruited out of her offices in Wyoming but, she was here with her floating robotic crime scene processor. She immediately went to work processing the crime scene. Once activated it floated off on an antigravity field and began digitally scanning the entire house from kitchen door to murder scene. Green and red lasers projected from it as it began humming along. Vernon, stood at a workstation which had unfolded from the cargo container her CPU or Crime Processing Unit had come in. We used to kid her and ask if it spoke the binary language of moisture evaporators. But no one was kidding this morning. We were barely talking to each other.
Marko Rodic our on-call coroner had once been a recon commander in the Samothracian Polity wars of '97, nailed what it was that was bothering us as he walked over to where Leo, Jan and I were standing. “For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.” He paused for a moment as he wiped his face with a handkerchief, “ Boys I hate to tell you this but you got Pharmakia working here.” he said wiping his sweating face, as he fingered a set of prayer beads hanging from his right arm.
Leo looked at him and said, “Pharma whatsit?”
“Pharmakia. The Grecian word for Witchcraft, Sorcery, bad juju, whatever the hell you want to call it. Been awhile since I smelled magic, but once you do, you never forget it. The killer hexed that woman and anyone who would come in contact with her. He crossed himself in the Eastern Orthodox fashion.
Up to this point, magic and me had not been good friends. However I had married a fairly powerful magic user. Which constantly caused me to challenge the 'reality' I know, the one that is possible and the one directly in front of me. I had seen strange things happen in the past five years. Strange enough to know magic worked. Knowing it worked and being comfortable with it are two completely different fur coats all together. In our line of business, when the coroner tells you a body has been cursed or hexed, you listen to them.
Which as far as my partner Leo was concerned explained why everyone was so shaken up by the crime scene. View enough murders, car accidents, suicides...dead bodies, and seeing another corpse can be disturbing but usually not enough to cause everyone who see's it to go puke their toenails up. The really bad murders take on a surreal cast like you are looking at a movie or special effect exhibition. They did not as a rule cause everyone involved to become ill. I had another call to make. Rodic wasn't going to remove the body from the location until our Vernon our CSI expert finished.
Inspector Vernon pulled the three of us together, after giving Rodic and his team the OK to pull Mrs. Kitowski down off the wall into a body bag.
Vernon said to us, “Look folks like you have a very seriously deranged bad guy. The blood angels on the wall were caused by compressive forces on Mrs. Kitowski's body. Yes he literally squeezed the blood out of her skin. I don't know how he did it without waking everyone up for six miles, but he tortured that poor woman and only at the last second did he gut her. Even with the mutilation of her gender, she was alive. He crucified her and then slit her open like a carp. There are no, as in nada, nothing in the way of DNA that doesn't belong to the Kitowski's. Furthermore we tested the age of the blood by comparison and found out he carried her around the house like a human stamping machine and eventually moved her into the bedroom. This guy besides being sick, has phenomenal strength. As strong as at least three men. Could be drug induced or something else. But he used her like a rag doll. ”
As Inspector LG Vernon stood there telling us, what she had discovered, her right hand had grabbed her antique Colt M1911 .45 on her belt and was reflexively gripping and squeezing the weapon's checkered walnut grip.
She commed her own AI who was sitting like a piece of toast in the top of her portable forensics processing unit, and “Bill” began downloading their joint report to our DA's and to Sibylline back at the station.
She finished running through the highlights of her report and looked at us and said, “Jesus. Been a long time since I felt like I needed the services of a priest. Y'all go easy. You have my report.” With clenched teeth, she and her floating arsenal of crime fighting awesomeness packed up their gear, folded their tent and got the hell out of Dodge as fast as they could.
Luckily for me, my phone call had reached a poker playing buddy of mine, and he agreed to come to the scene. Although I can tell you I anticipated monumental amounts of bitching and sniveling.
Dr. Yueh Chen was to all practical appearances an aged Chiropractor and Acupuncturist who had an office on West Sahara and Rainbow. What he was in reality was a freelance magic user who once was an IDPF undercover agent in the non-aligned Squib Worlds. He consulted with us on the odd case.
Ten years ago he showed up in Vegas, and decided to officially retire. But being Han, the idea of retiring equaled being dead. So he started up his own stick 'em with needles and bone popping operation. He was actually quite good at it. I would go in for adjustments and a game of poker with him at least once a month. It wasn't too long we were both too deep into each others pockets to pay off our gambling debts and for all intents and purpose we had a quasi familial relationship. My daughter called him Uncle Chen.
Dr. Chen was also my conduit into all things magical in and out of my father-in-laws court. Four years ago, a year into my first tour of duty when I had been a young idealized agent, I met a lovely Chinese lady in London at a symposium. I killed a Svandarsk Assassin Troll sent to kill her, and six months later we are married. It was only after we got married in the Guildhall in London did I find out the man wearing the Savile Row suit glaring daggers at me was in fact the Emperor of Wuhan. No pressure there, or the Lady I was married to was his heir and diplomatic representative.
I heard a loud popping noise, like some kid popping a large wad of bubblegum in their mouth, when Max chimed,<Yueh is here.>
Sure enough, A seedy white haired Asian man had appeared on the back porch with us. Yueh looks like the actor who played the bad guy in “Big Trouble in Little China.” He was dressed in his normal attire. A white lab coat with his name written on it and his signature ugly, and I mean butt ugly Hawaiian print shirt, a baggy pair of what used to be called Gurkha cargo shorts and thin little flip flops. It didn't matter if if was a hundred degrees out or thirty, this is what he wore. He also kept a cigarillo lit all the time. His smokes always smelled of strawberries. He claimed it helped him concentrate. The only thing different in his appearance today, he was carrying his demon hide leather bag. Imaging a horrible demon face which had been skinned off of its skull with hair still attached and turned into a bag. Yeah grotty gerbil boogers doesn't cover how ugly his bag is.
“Ni Hao Ma?” He asked as he started to walk towards me and then stopped dead in his tracts vibrating like a tuning fork. “Yen Lo Wang!” He cursed. Calling on the King of the Dead is not something one does normally in Han culture on this reality or any other.
“Damn and blast Marcus, I got bad news for you and yours.”
“Yeah? What's the skinny?” I asked as I watched him sit down heavily on a faded white plastic lawn chair.
“Marcus, I know this scumbag. I have traced this guy before. He got away from me in '88. This is a serial rapist murderer who is wanted on nine systems. Goes by the name of Michael d'Amour aka The Surgeon. Likes to torture his victims, we thought then and I continue to think he is a psychic vampire. Feeds off of his victims emotions and pain. He is a real sick twist. Got barb wire running through his brains. Last I heard through the grapevine he had been investing some serious stalking time in the Scandinavian countries. But by then I was working the diplomatic scene over at your Father-in-law's court.”
“Can you canoodle his noodle and back track his jump?”
“Not this time. Not with this sick boy. I got caught flat footed on this one. I need to be prepared. And I don't want to more's the point. Even if you got me reactivated, this guy is nuts, as in a poster child for evil. In fact I know some imps of hell who have picked up pointers from this guy. Everyone of his jumps I tried to follow, had booby traps and active defenses; he is a real rare breed of cat. He is a hybrid. Extremely rare. He uses magic and technology combined. Generally people are inclined to one or the other. Working both seems somehow counter-intuitive. But this freak has learned to do both.”
The three of us, Leo Jan and myself stood around for a few minutes cursing and venting. Real tension had built up and even with my implants, I had tightness in the back of my neck that was working itself into a full on migraine. Everything was going gray. Yueh walked up to me and grabbed my face. Using his thumbs he pulled down the lower lids of my eyes and glanced into each one. He then felt my neck and jawline, gently turning my head from side to side. He then repeated the process with Jan and Leo.
Reaching into his disgusting Demon bag he pulled out a jar of Dr. Yueh Chin's patented Heavenly Simple Holistic Peppermint Candies of Peace and Contemplation, and handed us each one and told us to put them in our mouth. We did so and the stress and horror of the morning's events began to fade away.
“Make sure you pass these around to all the people who were here this morning.” Yueh said as he handed Jan the jar, closed his bag and started to walk away.
“Wait that's it?” I asked starting to feel like I was getting the brush off.
“No its not it! I worked with an Orthodox Priest out of Novo Kosovo named Zimke. He made Deacon Detective, working against Turkomen Necromancers on #642. I'll call him and tell him you need to have his services. The kids a stomping battle magus.” He said without missing a beat as he walked out into the backyard of the Kitowski's, and began pacing out a circle in the dead crabgrass, equal distance between two Elms with skeletal branches which for some reason reminded me of a dead woman's hands.
I was pissed off and angry for reasons at the time I couldn't quite qualify. “That's it? You are going to walk away from this? You know we don't have any available magus working out of Vegas.” I all but yelled into his face.
Yueh stood quietly rigid for a moment, with his eyes a million miles away and then slowly with a great deal of control, said with very pronounced enunciation, “Marcus when I investigated this bastard back in the eighties, I almost died three times. Three times he came within a hair's breadth from removing my head from my shoulders. I will call Zimke and do some snooping around on the side. But I was retired when you called me, and if anything, I am just as retired now. Good day.” And with that he summoned a traveling circle and faded from view.
We pulled up the Kitowski's lawn chairs Jan, Leo and I. We put our digital assistants in a circle on the cheap plastic outdoor table and began comparing notes on what we had. The real turd floating in the punch bowl was this “Michael d'Amour or The Surgeon” had obviously been around for a while and had been smart enough to shuck and dive his way out of getting slotted by one of our own.
<Max? What can you dig up on this A-Hole?>
<Not much Marcus. There are reports discussing his activities in Europe, but for some reason, I can't access them, nor can Molly. They are locked out at a much higher classification than any of us present have the clearance for.>
<Can you send out a query to Major Casey?>
<Molly has already done so, and I am sending out request for information from the Stockholm Station. As they are the station having jurisdiction.> Max replied with his efficient professional middle management voice he uses when he is actually working on a case.
And unlike a Television Show, we didn't have a window of time like 48 hours to track down a killer this involved magic and a wormhole. There would be no rousting out the usual suspects. The three of us sat around for a half an hour or so, going over what we did and didn't know. Compiled it all into a report and filed it with IDPF HQ in Terra zero, zero, one. And cc a copy to our own station. Leo and Molly called in a crew of Cleaners and secured the house. 
The cleaners who showed up were contractors called the O'Sullivan Brothers out of South Boston. They pulled the carbon monoxide poisoning trick on the neighborhood, and made it look like they had hauled four bodies out. Leo acted as a Sheriff's Deputy and locked down the house. And that was the end of a most unsatisfactory day.
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I stood in the backyard and looked at the Kitowski's home. It was going on Two PM in the afternoon and the outside was lit in the peculiar cast of light only found in the Mojave during the winter. Where it seems like it is perpetually morning here until the Sun slides behind the Spring Mountain range. Until a Devil decided to call this was until this bright shiny morning a real home. There were kids toys on the back porch, a small shed in the back corner of the yard which butted up against Lamb Blvd. The grass (all Crab by the way) had been cut back before winter had turned it to the color of hay. There were roses along three sides of the fence. All neatly trimmed and in planters with edging. The fence on the property was old but maintained, and there was even a BBQ grill that was clean and ready to use. All in all a tidy little household in a working class neighborhood, where a family had been living. Now it was a shell of a home after hell had come calling. I vowed right then and there I was going to do my utmost to extract some measure of justice from this bastard... I planned on making a bracelet out of his teeth.
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